LIVE NHL Play By Play Commentary Toronto Maple Leafs @ Buffalo Sabres
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The Blue Jays are down 5 to one in the top of the ninth so there won’t be a bottom if they don’t get a get a few points here lost yesterday to Tampa Bay too pretty uh pretty handedly yeah man holy crap in Baltimore is winning Too
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Nothing okay I could have swear I remember there saying something about being busy or shortly you too e e e uh looks like they’re going to be out in the first round cuz the there they looks like they’re facing Florida or Boston both teams are vastly superior to our own and
Don’t make it out of the first round yep the the usual he minut hey man you can’t help who you like Lord is a good team I mean they haven’t always been good but objects in Mirror are closer than they appear it’s Tampa truck there that’s funny very true very true they’re
They’re they’re they’re gritty te unfortunately you’re right against fet they it’s it’s almost like they forget how to play hockey come the come to playoffs the leaves e e e uh Call of Duty we got a little bit of tiny tinis wonderlands going the other day uh X-Men Legends we did like 26
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Sing he Hello you’re in time for national anthems yeah I had just walked in the door when Jesse called me oh okay yeah I I couldn’t remember what you had said yesterday whether you were going to be out or or what or so I had her call well
I wasn’t sure what was going on today that’s why I said to you I’d join you if I was going to be home so yeah but anyhow do I have to find it or are you able to share it suppose I could share it uh what do I need I need this it’s
Going to be the same thing tonight as it was last night I’m going to have to leave Midstream but then I’ll pick it up when I get there she kind of screwed up her dates it was supposed to be tonight not last night so I said to her I said if you
Decide to go I said I won’t charge you for you know I won’t charge you for tonight because she’s only gone like an hour I’m not going to pay like you know I’m not going to get her to pay me an hour you know 10 bucks just a babysit for an hour
Yeah so she guess she took me up on my offer she’s going tonight wait I thought Rampage was last night Ronnie yeah Rampage is at 10 o’clock Friday night yeah you mean uh on collision dude there’s in an hour yeah oh Buffalo’s so close like no to the
Border like samsonov is in net for the leaves is he and then oh to the blue line cross to the off the near side boards and that’s going to be picked up by Buffalo moved up to the leaves blue line and in it’s on the point up to the near side
Half wall back down to the point kept in wow they really did let him walk in didn’t they there yeah day ever yeah keep in mind I got another 20 in my there should be uh 2 220 in the the account or something something close to that hey there H how you
Doing Happy Easter weekend yeah I got the numbers in my brain okay I just look excuse me nice what you what get me L too much just medum add anything uhuh no yeah get in there tar yes sorry I’m uh I’m I’m ordering something right now wait 20 what
No why does this keep going next door I don’t [ __ ] understand this and it and it’s you’re going to have to go upstairs and wait for it because it’s already [ __ ] Away by the looks of it let’s see yeah it’s already on it the other oh wow NE neander passes Matt sundine as
The the player with the most points in a single season by any Swedish player wow hey yeah that’s a that’s a distinguished name to be passing there nander I hope you understand the sity of that Matt sanin was our captain for ages yep well as the Leafs have a one-
Nothing lead here they’ll shovel it into to the Buffalo Zone into in behind the net it comes out and will go the length of the ice into the leaf Zone samsonov gives it a tap has the Lea collected in behind their own net got stripped to the puck did
29 oh big save by samsonov big save by samsonov with the with the left pad what’s number who’s number 29 he’s fired just got the puck taken away from him again pontis is that Holberg tell me that’s not Holberg wish Ryan was here he or Mo he knows who all the numbers are
Mhm that’s cool Ronnie see I don’t know why it keeps going next door this 20 is the one like all the cars mhm for yeah for and puts it back into the near side corner where it’s battled for Buffalo wins that battle clears it out of their
Zone and into neutral zone and into the leaf Zone penalty wasn’t a big fight bro that like he barely shoved him big fight that that’s a brownie thing it’s all it’s piing oh wow Buffalo really picked up the pace here as they’re in the Zone on the power play you playing in game
Ma yeah I just heard something chime unless you’re outside by wind chimes no I’ll turn it down how you doing Alex they’re up one nothing in the first period with 1150 left they’re on a penalty kill though with 20 seconds left on that m he’s a doer with look at the body
Language of Doer uh my mom’s here Ryan’s at work he’ll be here for the second period hopefully yeah he pulled the yeah I just don’t have the stream open yeah he works when he’s told to work kind of I get the feeling like that’s how it just generally works for him
Put a sweater on it was a little chilly earlier yeah it was holy crap as I live and breathe it is that guy again what’s going on Matt you haven’t been in in a good little while how you been love you love you for you’re only get you’re only getting fight forever now
M or did they come out with yet another video game for can’t wait till next week well basically Monday epic games is going to have uh the outo worlds for for absolutely nothing so I can finally play through that without having to worry about losing
It I can play it at my leisure basically instead of having to worry about oh is it going to be on Game Pass am I going to be able to oh off the post by Buffalo going to say somebody just ringed it off the post oh the only reason I hit the post
Was cuz um Samson I’ve got a piece of it oh know what the ram doesn’t handle very well from Winter though it may be able to handle all the snow and the sleep and the slush but you know what it can’t handle H you know what it can’t handle what’s that the
Salt Dodges are notorious for rusting and falling apart oh yeah he was probably told to quit his belly aching and get the [ __ ] job done I hear you yeah you know who’s not winning the cup Ronnie you know who’s not winning the cup the Toronto Maple Leaves they’ll never never do it the
City of Toronto would have to go into martial law think about it this way ma Vancouver came this close to winning back a few years ago right game game seven and lost and Vancouver burned imagine it now that that was that was riots because of you know they lost
But could you imagine how much RI hiting there would be if the Leafs won the cup when they’ve got the long one of the longest droughts of champ from a championship in sporting history as well as one of the most Ravid fan bases in the entirety of
Sports we like we’re labeled some of the most toxic fans around that was a great feed from behind the net into in front to Bobby McMahon goal tender equal to the task of the shot from McMahon uh by the way guys uh probably going to have a gaming stream tonight over on
Crack Screen gaming uh we’re likely going to be doing uh some cod over there uh I have three days to finish battle pass which I paid for this this time around around using Cod points so uh I want to make sure I finish that so we’re going to be playing probably some
Multiplayer some small map BOS pit any issue with the no sleep sleep allor right closing up the m want to know what we got one oh for oh hello ma no you still Al I can hear you okay so it’s only the the hockey broadcast that [ __ ] off at
Least you’re going on the power play no that like seriously it went black screen there yeah I know but my computer [ __ ] off for a minute wow chavar is with 700 face off wins this season he’s two and0 tonight not thought about playing that oh up P die for for e for
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Oh we’re getting the craft hockey Bell out announcement who wins someone said the hair cups for e e e e for um e hi babe baby what M’s leaving you for a few hours yes I am yes I am no don’t do that don’t do that
Like we’re about to get underway here in the second period score is one nothing Toronto don’t we have the score up no I don’t thank you surprised nobody said anything what’s that I don’t have the score up tonight oh excuse me there too busy worrying about getting ice cream oh excuse
Me oh excuse me again all right least trying to get it out of their Zone and succeed up into B Boston I almost said Boston Buffalo Zone nothing doing Buffalo’s going to take it and bring it back to toward the leaf Zone and they’ll get to the Leaf’s blue line and have to
Play it back into their own Zone oh just a just wide by William neander on a backhand shot right in front that would have been a high I agree with the announcers that would have been a highlight real goal feel free to chime in at any
Time that is true though that would that would have been nice yeah real pretty goal wasn’t necessarily talking to you I yeah scores that was almost in our net to going into the Buffalo net I like that score is two to nothing that was uh I think that’s
Holberg and N uh no Robertson by homberg and nice or nice and Holberg looks like it was only knives and Robinson yeah only kniv and uh oh only assisted by knives okay yeah Rob of knives mhm maab runs his man over right Leafs moveing into Buffalo Zone in the corner tried to put it in front and it’s
Cleared out of the zone and all the way down to the leaf Zone picked up by a buffalo player so no icing weird shot from an odd angle there mine oh come on beri you had a wide open net three nothing yeah I know beri had a
Wide open net get in there dummy oh come on tell Lu what a stop by the goalie that was highway robbery mhm you see the Buffalo player just go and put his head to the to the goalie he’s like yeah thanks you just saved our asses right There for for for for for why you going to see Taylor Swift Ronnie oh okay that was the leaves the ref’s arms went up it was out play play Cody’s same song in The for for e for e say what yeah atin Matthew’s taking a penalty it’s a girl come on hi you’re coming through my TV one second or am I late you’re very late I’ve been home for about what half an hour love yeah I just wanted to color it in
Easter egg with the kiddos so I can say I participated in a family activity hey Ryan you can’t yell at me babe cuz I participated made 10 eggs to color that’s excessive you know what’s excessive huh buying eight dozen cartons of eggs oh I saw a fny rappit too on the on
Earlier today uh you said that wrong by the way it’s eight cartons of eggs not eight dozen no I did my usual thing and I exaggerated the numbers oh okay significantly like [ __ ] well technically not you did buy I did yeah I was just about to say I
Did buy eight 12 pack cartons of eggs so that your how would that grammarly be correct would it be the way I said it or the way you said it hey Ma what’s that if I say to you I bought of eggs or eight dozen of
Eggs but a dozen of eggs okay well cart carton of eggs is a dozen and you say Cart Eight cartons people know what you mean yeah but like I I was thinking if you say eight dozen like I bought like see but I didn’t say eight dozen no you
Did no I said eight dozens oh I didn’t hear the zin’s part Ron’s up to nothing nice oh I’m 10 minutes late and uh and Matthews is in the Penalty Box for uh holding or hooking nice poke Sammy wow Matthews is in the Box wow yeah I know that doesn’t happen very
Often does it I think that’s the first time ever no it’s like his second or third penalty that I can recall it’s very rare that he makes a mistake like that yeah I’m still surprised he’s playing under the weather what the fre with why is nobody shooting you’re
Like [ __ ] can you shut up AVG like God you already told me that this morning speaking of that where’s my phone I wasn’t the one doing it I don’t know what you’re looking at me for like save me from this woman nope all right elsewhere elsewhere in the NHL
We got the Rangers up six to3 against the Arizona Coyotes uh nine and a half minutes left in the third there uh Colorado Avalanche versus the Nashville Predators that is a 63 or 64 third period 1424 left there back in the lineup no no that’s 46
Uh senators and jets are tied at one with n and a half minutes left in the second period and your penguins are losing again Ryan to the Blue Jackets of all teams one nothing in the second period 1346 left there um [ __ ] what was I GNA ask you
Blackhawks versus Flyers two to one Blackhawks 710 left in the second period so how was your day weather my day has been good yeah I got to go babysit in an hour yeah I had to uh work a double today I worked a seven and a half hour shift I
Just say you’re just getting home from work I thought you started at noon no well yeah I did but my original shift was four yeah I went I went in uh they suspend they suspended Brad for the day oh yeah he went one step above what I did
You know how I took my my free meals home yeah well he decided to help himself to the freezer oh oh what uh Islanders are up uh or sorry are down two to one against the lightning 950 left in the second period Canadians losing to the Hurricanes no surprise
There 10 minutes left in the second period uh the Bruins and the capitals are tied at two with n and a half minutes left in the second period oh that’s cool Ronnie oh they’re home opener it was freaking crazy I work today all day oo that’s a that’s that’s a weird
Week Florida Tampa Montreal right they gotta win against Florida for for for this F oh hey M glad you could make we okay with it puts it up to the buffalo blue L picked up by bu blue player and brought back to the neutral zone with the high pitch
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One second I gotta show shares the video is that another penalty you’re all right dude me yeah yeah oh you just look like you’re a little dizzy a little dizzy today yeah ice cream and I’m kind of noded because of it BL sugar I just ate so it’s typical thing
Around 8:30 it’s my house my 9 9:30 you know it’s not even 9 yet 8:30 it’s around that time I know how you feel there Mo right what a save what a save by samsonov okay oh so glad he didn’t get that that would have been one nothing or two 21
E got to love that save for yeah oh nice Toronto wow for for we to play in the second period literally Dave because you you hit that on the the last minute in the in the in the second period literally looks like you’re just looking up and
Praying like please don’t let me fall asleep please don’t let me fall asleep last minute in the second period ladies and gentlemen it’s offside yeah for what’s up still no Mar he should be back sometime next week from the sounds of things moers by way do you think you can rub
The shoulder in my neck area think you could massage my shoulder and neck area on this side you know what you can shut it right now don’t tell me this day’s been dragging on I I’m that just work s and a half hour
Sh 19 hours it goes on it goes on and on it goes On hey what’s that did you hear what I said no that is going on it just keeps going on it goes on it goes on and on it goes on shut up shut up that’s all I have to say oh my oh my Lord you a message on messenger just keep going
On you know I should also 11 I don’t know if I should do my back stretches the way it is right now like I think it hurt because I over exerted at work today cuz like I had to scrub a lot of [ __ ] so I was bent over a lot today
Lot more Hollywood movies coming out I said that correctly yes I think so so I just don’t want you to get in trouble wow did they ever take off the Rangers what was 85 final oh it was uh 53 earlier oh okay that I have can I have
$25,000 no yeah I have a talent yeah I have a talent too what’s your talent do not shut up I suck at video games it’s not a talent that’s a general lack thereof no it’s a talent bro it’s a talent to suck at God of War bro
He didn’t mean to shoot it into the crowd like you can see like he just meant to flick it out of his NE that that was a one-handed shot bro e e yeah e e oh that was a nice shot and what a s what Sly suck it up they’ve already clinched
Who cares they’re playing shinny now Rody who Boston’s tied two two at the end of two and he doesn’t like it is there still cof in the coffee pot you want to make us some as you’re about to fall asleep babe did you happen to get can you make me a coffee
Please can I have a coffee then please I one on the waiting put a lot you let me sleep today too you should have gotten me up well I didn’t know what went to bed toed that upset my tumy oh I didn’t know what time you actually
Went I didn’t feel you come in the bed this morning or whenever you to bed well you guys are just playing shinny now Ronnie like that’s literally all it is you have home ICE Advantage you already clinched like just play shinny e oh he got the SEC oh no he was uh the
The main assist the main reason on uh tar goal goal number one for the leaves get B yes I took my bags I remembered m is off before she has to go to work who’s got to go to where technically mom by oh that’s not freshly sliced thank you very much
Wait did you hear that you go what or are you just mimicking the commercial what the you guys I was I was just talking to Mo no I know I’m asking okay I just making sure it’s not coming through the Stream see that with a big smile on his
Face you know I right here commercial the sub one hey you guys you guys don’t know it could be freshly sliced it’s not freshly sliced okay he sorry I can’t say it’s not freshly sliced because they could slice it as soon as it’s made but if it’s freshly
Sliced you slice that [ __ ] right off the cow no no no no no cold cuts are already preserved and whatever so it’s probably freshly sliced that day uh I hate to break it to you no they throw it in the freezer and then when they run out they thought they meet and
Then throw it in the that’s how they used to do it I don’t know about their new specialty Subs but back when it was hey all I’m saying is it didn’t taste like freezer when I ordered it last night so and I went in at like 10 o’
So have we on intermission or about to start the third uh maybe about to start the third oh that sucks but there may be one more commercial break oh cuz I got a I got a Rick Sanchez do you know why I call it a Rick Sanchez
No because uh in in the one episode of Rick and Morty Rick goes and he goes and he screws something up over here right okay you guys I’m just going to go over here I gotta go take a [ __ ] and and then go proceeds to go to the next area and
And [ __ ] more [ __ ] up so I call it a Rick Sanchez and I’m also a very private pooper too I find it very hard to poop in places that are not at my house right well uh I don’t know about you guys but I’m not making it to the the end of the
Third without going to the bathroom like right now so stay away and talk to the people okay people talk to the Jessie Jessie R what I might be buying this car if I can get it if I if I can save enough money what the Honda that car that the hyai yeah nice I got to save $50,000 so or you was find find you think a fulltime job
Hardest thing to do is to buy it out right you can almost Finance it e e yeah there’s a delay oh here we go fck drop beginning of the third period Ben brings her Bennett s dumps it in Buffalo takes it out to Center Ice Into the Blue Into the Blue Jays into
The leaf Zone and Samson off with the save wow right the Into the Blue Jays Zone oh just wow he called the he called the uh they made believe the Blue Jays oh wow yes wow Dave Like are you right oh my Lord Dave fre go face off one by Toronto bro’s bringing it out of their Zone into the center ice passes it up to knives who dumps it jumped Around The Far Side board picked up by Buffalo who brings it up
Out of their Zone passes it up into our Zone to number 77 passes it over to the slot shoots oh this another shot come on guys get it out Leafs recover it in the near side corner passes it over to the far side corner Springs it up to their Blue Line to Center
Ice Buffalo has it in their Zone has it at their blue line now Center Ice bringing it into and there’s an ace into the leaf Zone with a shot and an easy save for Samson off oh right in the ear hole ladies and gentlemen right in the ear
Hole Yeah Dave is uh unavailable at the moment least Buffalo has it in the Toronto Zone into the near side B shoots misses wide over into The Far Side border border oh my God I can’t spoke stop right now bit bro hey I’m being the live commentary for Dave I’m
Doing a good job just [ __ ] up the Border you go to bed bro in the near side Bo border yeah near side no you you failed bro okay it was dumped down the ice no icing call Buffalo picks it up into their Zone in the far side corner oh you’re actually
Trying to do play byplay I gave up on that I get the same view I get the same views whether I do it or don’t do it so side border the blue J to the the leaves you know what in the blue jay zone right offensive zone right now I’m
Going to just start calling them the Blue Jays because it doesn’t matter what Toronto team you’re talking about they still can’t get it done in the playoffs right unless you’re the Raptors yeah yeah they do the Argos can get it done in the playoffs they’ve won a gray cup
Recently too so can uh shocker team as well shocker shocker you mean Toronto Rock uh what no that’s uh lacrosse the [ __ ] sport are you talking about shocker soccer um you mean Toronto FC yeah they’re just called Toronto FC Dudeck I was saying soccer as in the sport oh I I heard shocker
Like like oh what a shocker I’m so surprised that I heard that too that was a nice did any tell me somebody somebody else heard shocker there as well like shock I did instead of soccer What the are you doing get oh my God Matthew shoot that or doy come on man he was tied up pretty good he had the shot he had the shot yeah I don’t I still don’t think it’s going in if he shoots that still if you have the
Break Matthews was not expecting that pass he sorry about that folks I was not making it to the end of this period without taking a trip to my bathroom oh [ __ ] oh good job William neander good save by samsonov to bail out William neander you you caught that did you he
Oh sorry guys I know that’s probably I’m probably peeking rip headphone users babe I can have a monster and go to sleep I can’t feel my face when I’m with you stilled though right uh so uh guys I’m pretty sure that after this uh we’re headed over to the
Gaming channel for Call of Duty I want to finish off my game or not my game pass my battle pass over there I have 10% left to do I think I finished it want play some war zone nope no if anything I like playing small
M mosh pit and maybe a little bit of multiplayer but small map mhit by your brother foret you bud I’ve been like a 1.3 something the last little bit lately and you can ask days too like I I’ve been really freaking good lately same guy got robbed again
One thing I hate about the game you know how you didn’t get the shot you didn’t have control of the puck dummy I don’t even play in the NHL and I know how you didn’t have the didn’t get the shot off you didn’t have control of the puck
You know uh we we were out doing our daily rounds on Thursday right because it was payday right and I turned to dais and I was like uh and he and he goes what you were about to ask me something I’m like yeah really [ __ ] stupid question and
And he goes if you if you’re about to ask me for some of my cigarette I’m going hit you and I said no not your cigarette but it was still a stupid question he’s like the [ __ ] could you possibly be asking me that’s so stupid that you have to announce that it was
Stupid cuz he had finally he he had gotten uh permission to go to uh how was that oh okay he had uh that was a [ __ ] call that was a [ __ ] call he he he had gotten permission uh for that particular day to go over to his girls and to be
Able to help her out for something right yeah because of her medical conditions she can’t lift heavy objects or whatever so he she needs a she needs a big strong man sometimes her big strong man and uh so he got permission to go over there so
I turned to him and I’m like I got a stupid question for you and and I like I I I hate the fact that it popped into my head to ask you this because I know the answer and is a very stupid question and again he thought that I was going to ask
Him for part of his cigarette after two years of being quit he thought I was going to ask him for some of his cigarette and he was going to knock me the [ __ ] out and I said no and the question that I have is even stupider than that he’s like what what
Could you possibly be asking me that’s stupider than asking for part of a cigarette when you’ve been quit for two and a half years are you coming home tonight for those of you who don’t get the context dudes on house arrest and only has permission to go out
For period for a small period of time and [ __ ] I’m asking this dude but like literally almost turned to him face to face and asked him if he was coming home I’ve done that to you you know hey Dave oh never mind what never mind it’s stupid never
What okay thank you for not asking that right because I would have punched you no it’s just as annoying because it was there but yeah I I literally was like wow just why do you always lay on my keyboard back she speaks yeah what you sound like you were
Sleeping you’ve been quiet that long no I’ve been doing a few things to get ready to go next door I thought you already had to go next door at like nine o’ um no what happened was she was supposed to go to um her friend’s
Birthday party at the bar oh what a sa by Sammy and she turned out that it wasn’t last night it was tonight okay so yeah she like I said to her I said if you go out tomorrow night like you know you’re only gone an hour tonight you know go
Out tomorrow night and I said I won’t like you know I’m not going to judge you for tonight you you’re only gone an hour why are they not in bed oh tomorrow’s a h Sunday never mind have you Tau have you taught the Sprouts how to play hockey
Yet what’s that no they haven’t asked to play don’t ask them to play well don’t wait for them to ask you you ask them hey kiddos let’s play hockey let’s teach you how to play hockey the thing is they’re not they don’t even they’re not much into the the
Hockey they’re like the Minecraft they like their Mickey Mouse game yeah you know what tell them that that Uncle Dave’s disappointed they seem so excited while I was there and now they don’t want to do it disappointed that was hot had my cof that was so hot sorry if that
Was on the on the mic there oh I thought somebody just like sh just flashed through boobies and woo that was hot well hey oh power thought you might get that yeah uh by the way Dave’s idea cuz he thought you already did it yo whenever I start playing shiny
Again if I have Martin broer or Patrick Wall show up to my shiny game oh my Lord I’m G to be like winning the game is that why the guy’s celebrating in that commercial yes because Martin and Brer showed up to their shitty game hey you know what Mo let’s go let’s
Go all right I am not that person I play skill stick now I don’t play like I still can’t do the decks and [ __ ] you do okay don’t get me wrong but I would put up a challenge now what oh yeah uh uh yeah by by the way
Um ever since I saw that commercial the other day is when I’ve been hearing [ __ ] that’s why I say we need to get a medium up in our house as soon as possible and a proper one mediums are not that expensive to come in and and cleanse our house it’s only
Like a hundred bucks up maybe 200 bucks if that and don’t have your brother come back why why I I you didn’t know you don’t know what Amanda saw in my chair what you’re not aware of the shadow that follows okay yeah I I don’t I don’t like that that
That movie there there’s there’s good reason why I keep this bright and cheery disposition no I know but no like this this is what what I’m saying now shit’s being thrown so it’s not a good spirit no no no it was a dark shadowy thing with horns and and hoops
And what that you saw no Amanda saw in my chair when I wasn’t there oh no I’m saying and I’ve seen in my chair when I’m not there by the way if you’re done put your camera back on oh thank you even I’ve seen it in my spot no uh I
Felt it sit beside me I came down here this morning to grab deodorant and uh my shoes and the basement was clean swears up and down that the kiddos were not down here um she was only down here to do laundry and I came down I came home and
It was it was uh destroyed oh okay never mind it was Charlotte but this still doesn’t explain what Tre St I was a weak ass pass neander never against me go brush your teeth I was I I was still no competition to you Mo but I was more competition than Ryan ever
Was ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen I I want to be very very real with you this guy would play with a bunch of his boys online in the competitive uh like the the build your own team league right where where you get you and your
Boys and you guys play F like you you are the Five Guys on the ice okay he would play like that uh I’m not sure I I I forget where he would play I think he was either right Wing or Center and he was uh ranked 10 in the
World at NHL like 15 or something like that some [ __ ] like that when I was living with a lot of practice now like it would be a fight it would it wouldn’t be [ __ ] no 10 in the first period but uh yeah and and when I when I lived with them in like
2015 nice save Sammy uh yes Scarlet or on right yeah can I see your thing for a minute when what mute yourself cuz I don’t know of the thing and then to we save again oh my God holy Lord SN man settle down bro had no business making that second save right no
Business how am I ahead of you what how am I ahead no I’m just acknowledging it now because I was muted because da came in with something okay and and asked me to mute it I just it took me a second to unmute okay that was that was stupid stupid
Should that should have been two1 right there yeah are you uh are you still ranked Mo because I know back in the day when I lived with you guys you guys you were you were in the top 20 or something in uh in NHL dude dude I’m playing as a
Forward well let’s just say um probably uh I would say six times out of 10 now I I beat Dave you remember how much he used to kick my Ass but you gota Dave’s phone’s being stupid he’s got to emphasize his swipe no I understand that Mo like don’t get me wrong there’s no way I’m still winning like eventually there would be a catastrophic failure and you would eventually kick my bite but there’d be a little bit of a fight
First anaha uh Anaheim lost 61 New York W 85 Colorado W 74 Vegas one 21 and overtime Florida one 32 and shootout oh and RJ already did all that who is calling me hello oh shoot it this time I’ll be right back guys did you just call Mother
What Dave did you just call mother so T can talk to Mom no that was my neighbor oh I told you oh you weren’t here I gota be look at this second save babe look watch this all right there’s one oh my God oh my God Samson off on fire tonight oh
[ __ ] you that’s like the Escalade that’s like aund 100 Grand car right there that’s the new uh Hyandai Tucson not Tucson um Santa Fe uh um Mo uh I hate to break it to you but no I mean yes yes but no no they they they went from NHL 19 to
Nhl20 and I I couldn’t beat Ryan anymore so something [ __ ] changed yeah your brother has now become the master no shut up you can’t you you you didn’t who won the last visit is all I’m going to say Boston you have your [ __ ] phone don’t you no yeah they’re basically
Playing shinny at this point they it doesn’t matter they’re in oh are yeah them man Florida Hello Walls hello goodbye goodbye she heard whatever you were doing and came came running what do you got yeah [ __ ] up either no just [ __ ] smoked her in the face of your
Arm I give up I’m going to bed some beef rice thing yeah that had a unmarked can in it Dam it yeah they added a bunch of s’s the one here smack in the can hopefully the rice would fallen out and the lump of rice that was like still
Can my why did you just throw it there like not actually like because it’s been thrown all over the place she wants to throw it for once I need you yeah hey you remember that uh that tooth in the back that I said that like the next time
It has to they have to do something to it it’s going to be pulled those few games the games that I may be able to beat you yeah I think so by by the end of this year it’ll end up being pulled or like be very beginning of
Next six and a half minutes left two nothing leaves shots are 30 to 20 in favor of Buffalo wait what are the shot count 3020 Buffalo are leared no they have not clenched except for their butt cheeks in this game Xbox the new one because it’s not available for
PC yeah actually in uh EA Games it said that there will never be a PC NHL ever again really yeah something something back in the day made it really hard for hockey to to run on anything besides like the hardest of PCS so it’s just I I guess it’s just really
Hard to program for pc or I I can’t recall but like they they just said like it will there will never be what uh a p cnhl no nope there it is number 60 on the year get the [ __ ] in there Matthews Matthew another yeah for number three of no
Stick did you see the guys with the big golden 6 zero 60 goals on the year that is absolute Insanity he is the first Leaf in a long time if I’m correct uh to have uh three multi-season off the like save off the post gets gets it and like there no
Mistake he I I think I think he’s also the uh the uh the fastest to to 60 goals in Lea history now or the fastest player to 60 goals in uh in NHL history since like Lemieux or some [ __ ] no Liu I’m asking is he did he get it f uh I don’t
Know well here will be the joke leave sure winning that game April fools they’re playing the Panthers assisted by Timmons get in there how was that assisted by Timmons when he the rebound counts as an assist no because Timmons took the initial shot Matthews got the rebound that should have been an
Unassisted goal no it’s the the initial shot from Tim and still gives him the assist I’ve got three shifts jordis Lemieux in 95 okay oh sweet I think two of them are grass okay so he to to correct what I said just in case I botched it cuz I don’t know what the
Hell I’m talking about half the time he is the fastest to 60 goals since 19 Lemieux in 1995 oh wow yeah so Lemieux did it in however many games Matthews just did it in 72 UH 60 goal 60 goal season with he’s up there with Y Isa yeah man that that’s
Some big names to be up there with right Lemieux did it in 62 yo he’s getting drunk tonight I want these going to bed night can tell me we wouldn’t have fun with those you guys said you guys wanted to go to bed early no and uh okay come here
That’s careful the headphones I want the [ __ ] plushy of me it’s fuzzy I want I drew pep remember I recycled it because it’s old but you wake me up at 8:00 tomorrow and I swear to God I didn’t wake you up at 8:00 today I woke you up at like what
11: you didn’t wake me up today oh that was yesterday I woke you up at some point uh that was yesterday that was yesterday yeah you called me at like 1110 yesterday and I forgot you worked today so uh my bad by the way if you’re ever at work
You can just ignore the fact that it’s me calling and no I was on break okay well I decided to take a break okay just don’t get yourself in [ __ ] to in order tell me her at work right um what was I going to say is Matthews he’s uh he’s like l than
28 okay I’m back welcome back thank you you’re next door I take it yeah it was funny when we took her to the park right what’s that we met uh up with Shar and cira she says how close does she live to you I said she lives in
Your old apartment she says no way ke you could say that again definitely having a spectacular night Samson up I would say so too don’t talk about oh [ __ ] Buffalo’s pulled their goalie m MH six on four it’s going to be a four nothing final guys there it is
Oh just missed the N they they they couldn’t have gotten that if that was even a 10- foot wi man that would had no chance that one listen Tois good clear good clear out into the Buffalo Zone oh who’s that fighting for it right
Now is that M uh that’s McMahon no no no 74 that’s uh that’s was Brody no that was McMahon that was right okay McMahon yeah I like his uh I like his Gusto right there on that play I I’m liking his Hustle the last few games oh
Wow oh Matthews is setting a career high this year no no no question back in for the face off oh he goes off again oh five guys just standing at the blue line for Buffalo like one a bunch of dummies I mean they managed to get it in and set it up nice
Block good signing with Beno I I really like his uh his style of play too he’s not afraid to lay the body but he’s he’s very solid defensively three years at four $ 4,50 little over a million in a bit for three years oh what are you doing olberg come
On dude oh no that was picked he was picked nothing he can do there he did he fling it that that’s uh nine for nine on their last uh nine for 10 on their last uh 10 penalties yeah penalty kills yep nice job boys nice job boys good job on
That uh they’re putting their goalie back in guaranteed six for six on the penalty kill tonight it’s icing though icing against the leaves cuz now they’re not on the penalty kill it’s okay still got it out of their ice they were panicking a little bit you know give them
El later on the ice with them oh [ __ ] there they go y well that hit on Brody wasn’t very nice that was a G’s got his gloves off he he he wants somebody oh shit’s trying to trying to get him some too he he’s got a hold of a buffalo
Saver and uh Won’t Let Go gave him a couple of uh little gloved shots to the to the the face uhoh jono is going to the to the Penalty Box though Rees wish he was on there right now oh berzi come on somebody get help berui now he just got almost got jumped
By three guys yo McMahon’s got him in a headlock yo ddg ddg let him go linesman right let him go it’s the end of the game Let’s he’s like literally sitting on our player mcmah just had the guy in a headlock Reeves is like godamn I wish I was on
The ice I have knock somebody he was on the ice he would be bro this wouldn’t be over just yet if he was on the ice a mo just said re’s itching to get on oh it happened twice in the same season oh my God all 10 players on the ice are
Getting a penalty game is conduct G are getting a game Mis contact that’s twice in the same season uh there was a Florida whatever game the other the other month but that’s that’s twice in ke sending reevs out keep sending Rees out bro we’re about to see a fight go hurt
Somebody yeah sending out Robertson too Robertson likes to throw the body yeah Matthew got booted off the ice on the ice ke is getting ready to [ __ ] some people up bro he’s got a minute to do it too and we’re who we got a power play
Too yeah he’s not sending he’s not the ice Do’s on the ice got off hey uh he’s probably turning to doy it’s like listen we need you to harness your father right now feel benches bro oh my God Do’s on the bench by the way Do’s on the bench oh if harness your
Inner doy go out there and knock somebody’s teeth out you know or you know harness your inner Dar Darcy Tucker Tucker was wild bro just as you see the the one refere is literally counting on his fingers oh that’s burnt e that’s Gross that was burnt Co Leafs win the face off oh they’re actually just they’re playing I’m surprised they’re just go and loses the pck N loses the pack Reeves go after number 24 he’s picking on the rookie get in there Samson up nice job buddy nice comeback bud what going on in
Your life I I’m glad you fixed it yeah man he’s been phenomenal since yeah man we’re we’re gonna be going over there playing some uh some Call of Duty multiplayer so I can finish my battle pass why did I just get disconnected from chat I don’t know somebody wanted to join us
Huh no he was Alex was asking if I was doing a CSG stream I thought it was your brother you uh da yes Ryan no all right yeah CU he doesn’t want to go play on his console he wants to play on his PC I understand that 100% but
Um people do you have named Alex in your stream holy Lord no Alex and something to analyze are both the same guy so I call them both Alex oh I’ve explained that to you that that that’s Alex I don’t think you have yes I have
All right yeah have a good night Mo you take it easy man cuz like you were basically asleep before the stream started so you uh you take it easy and we’ll uh catch you next time but uh good game very good game yeah they play I I
Feel like they they played well and uh yeah came out with the win huge showing for Samson off sorry I’m very I’m turning that off cuz it’s distracting uh standing on his head he earns the shut out quite handedly he he he was making saves that
He had no business making well go is super fle he’s got to be number one star well unfortunately none of the the the the pieces that I have open show that that so until like much much later so I I can’t tell you but he he he’s easily top
To Matthew’s with 60 on the year that what what is that the same I didn’t know he had his own stream what uh atw I did not know that he does his own thing still neither one of us quit we just quit each other oh that’s his channel
Yeah I thought it was called something else what do you think atw stands for no that I said it that way for a reason oh are we talking about the same person yes okay yeah I know this guy no I’m just scrolling through his description and something popped up on the side my
Description I’m just scrolling through your description like reading reading it oh okay and on your like what’s next recommended feed that pops up on the side of videos okay sorry that’s fine anyway I want to play some Call of Duty so I think I’m going to end here
All right I’m GNA go uh uh [ __ ] I can’t stay up late I got to take here to the doctors tomorrow anyway guys that is going to do it for this stream thank you thank you very much to everybody who tuned in and if you hit that like button thank you
Just that little bit more uh but that is again going to do it for this stream until next time guys hey catch you on the flip guys have a good night later all till next time happy watching guys
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Ilya Samsonov and the Maple Leafs return to the scene of their 9-3 loss in December. Tonight on HNIC (7:00 p.m. EST, Sportsnet/CBC), they will seek payback in the split-crowd atmosphere of the KeyBank Center in Buffalo.
Most importantly, after Florida’s 3-2 shootout win over Detroit this afternoon, the Leafs are looking to keep the gap at six points in the home-ice advantage race in the Atlantic Division with a game in hand for Toronto (with two of the Leafs‘ remaining nine games coming against the Panthers).
Tonight, the Leafs will face a third opponent in a row who is fighting to stay alive in the Eastern Conference wildcard race, although the Sabres are facing steep odds at six points back with two more games played than Washington. Still, the memory of the 9-3 loss to Buffalo shouldn’t be forgotten, nor the recent 6-3 loss to New Jersey, the two 6-5 OT losses to Columbus this season, or the three losses to the Senators in which the Leafs conceded a combined 15 goals; they are all pertinent reminders of the fact that many teams on the outside of the playoff picture in the East still possess the offensive talent to inflict serious damage if the Leafs‘ structure and detail isn’t where it needs to be.
The Sabres are certainly one of those teams, as Tage Thompson’s four-goal game against the Devils last night reminds us. This month, they have put seven past Vegas, seven past Detroit, and six past Seattle before Friday night’s 5-2 win over New Jersey.
With Morgan Rielly and Mitch Marner ruled out for today, and Joel Edmundson and Timothy Liljegren considered week-to-week, the Leafs are likely to roll out the same lineup as they did in their 5-1 win over the Capitals outside of the goalie swap (Samsonov starts in goal).
Toronto Maple Leafs Projected Lines
Forwards
#59 Tyler Bertuzzi – #34 Auston Matthews – #11 Max Domi
#74 Bobby McMann – #91 John Tavares – #88 William Nylander
#23 Matthew Knies – #29 Pontus Holmberg – #89 Nick Robertson
#24 Connor Dewar – #64 David Kampf – #75 Ryan Reaves
Defensemen
#2 Simon Benoit – #22 Jake McCabe
#78 TJ Brodie – #46 Ilya Lyubushkin
#55 Mark Giordano – #25 Conor Timmins
Goaltenders
Starter: #35 Ilya Samsonov
#60 Joseph Woll
Scratched: Noah Gregor, Martin Jones
Injured/Out: Morgan Rielly, Joel Edmundson, Mitch Marner, Calle Jarnkrok, Timothy Liljegren
Buffalo Sabres Projected Lines
Forwards
#77 JJ Peterka – #72 Tage Thompson – #89 Alex Tuch
#9 Zach Benson – #24 Dylan Cozens – #21 Kyle Okposo
#53 Jeff Skinner – #19 Peyton Krebs – #12 Jordan Greenway
#28 Zemgus Girgensons – #17 Tyson Jost – #50 Eric Robinson
Defensemen
#25 Owen Power – #26 Rasmus Dahlin
#4 Bowen Byram – #10 Henri Jokiharju
#78 Jacob Bryson – #75 Connor Clifton
Goaltenders
Starter: #1 Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
#27 Devon Levi
Injured/Out: Mattias Samuelsson, Lukas Rousek
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