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Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?



I know I would, and polish it off with a nice cool Budweiser.

by Istimewa-Ed

40 Comments

  3. One_Resolution_861

    “I have a couple of friends that call me Whiskers”

  4. Neely67

    I’m Mister Heat Miser I’m Mr Sun…I’m Mister Heat Blister I’m Mister a Hundred & One..

  5. Snowfl4ke85

    Thought dude was liking his lips at first. That face is odd

  6. PositivePrimary8773

    “If you had the choice of being top scientist in your field or getting mad cow disease which one would you choose?”

    “I’d have to go with top scientist in my field”

    “Oh good! I was afraid you were gonna say mad cow”

  9. Damage_Incorporated1

    What’s your favorite plant? Mines the sun

  10. AnthonyRC627

    My brain tells me that every form of entertainment has its Adam Conover. This is the NHL’s

  14. BBruins207420

    How is this related to the sub? It has upvotes, so it must be, but I’m out of the loop

  15. davidewan_

    About to do a shave head thing for a cancer fund raiser. Hero.

  18. Rleduc129

    “If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?”

  19. RabidWolverine2021

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

  21. Dubs337

    This is the face of a man crying out for help

  22. chaosisarascal

    Elliotte Friedman if he found the One Ring while fishing in The Shire

  23. TexanDrillBit

    Tabarnak! Marty Beeron ‘eeer. Ats a beuful day fer ‘ockey

  24. Busch_Leaguer

    “I know I would. Heck I’d have seconds. Then wash it down with an ice cold Budweiser”

  26. Fearless-Bid5483

    Is this for real? Marty needs to get a haircut ASAP

  27. ap539

    It’s a simple question, Doctor. WOULD YOU EAT THE MOON IF IT WERE MADE OF SPARE RIBS?

    it’s not rocket science. Just say yes, and we’ll move on.

  28. Nirvana1975

    I just saw that clip yesterday for the first time

  29. Anne_Chovies

    Hey Norm, if you were a hotdog and you were hungry, would you eat yourself?

  30. NefCanuck

    I told you not to stick your finger into that light socket Martin! 😂

  32. kapnkrispy

    Edward Scissorhands when he drinks *lemonade*

  35. ChuckFeathers

    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

  37. GrumpyPetePete

    “It’s a simple question doctor, just say yes and we’ll move on”

  38. Knights_When

    HEY! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PLANET?!? MINES THE SUN. ALWAYS HAS BEEN CAUSE ITS LIKE THE KING OF PLANETS!

  40. Durmyyyy

    Hey! If you were a hotdog and starving would you eat yourself?

    I know Phil Kessel would

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