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Where is he going??



Where is he going??



by Only-Highlights

38 Comments

  1. Radiant-Elephant3652

    It’s a pretty dumb question. Your goalie said he wasn’t happy with his own performance, are you?

    What the fuck do you think?

  2. fdisfragameosoldiers

    As a fellow goalie… This is the perfect response to such a stupid question.

  3. Short fuse for any questions that are borderline dumb

  4. New_Kaleidoscope_539

    Hate the Flyers—love Torts. Guy gets it.

  5. capsrock02

    It should be the unemployment line. Not sure how he keeps getting away with this shit with the media. If a player did this, they would be fined.

  6. jfriedrich

    Torts has been around the league for decades. He’s been in Philly for 2 years now.

    How have these guys not figured out to not ask him questions like this?

  7. fungus_bunghole

    Watching hockey post gamers is cringe. Dumb questions, same answers all the time. Honestly, hockey playerscoaches may be the most predictable in all sports. Torts keeps it fun imo.

  8. BigDaddyQP

    “The fuck you want me to do? Call out my goalie before the playoffs?”

  9. StackThePads33

    These guys get paid to ask idiotic questions like this and Torts is just fed up with it. I don’t blame the guy one bit either

  10. stykface

    I gave up on coach/player interviews about 15 years ago. Couldn’t care less and haven’t for a long time. I finally realized it’s literally the same pre-rehearsed/pre-scripted questions, and literally the same pre-rehearsed/pre-scripted responses from a PR team. While there are times you occasionally get the genuine response, it’s exceedingly rare. Need to play our game, need to play the full 60 minutes, need to keep it simple, etc. from players, and coaches have their own response gymnastics.

  11. Holiday-Director-351

    Please have this man answer ALL reporters for everything.

  12. TheCatEmpire2

    Love Torts no BS policy with dumb questions. Flyers got shafted by a crappy scandal situation and no good backup. Briere really should have gotten one or two NJ style at the deadline bc them even getting to second round or beyond would help all the young guys develop

  13. Low-Signal-3900

    This is how everyone should answer stupid questions. Reporters are total shit these days.

  14. LionBig1760

    That was a fucking amatyer question.

    It was also an amateur response.

  15. Nervous-Egg668

    If you don’t love this guy then you should.

  16. TheSeekerOfSanity

    Gotta love Torts. He’s one of a kind.

  17. Foreign_Cup2877

    That’s coach torts for ya. Classic torts response without saying a word.

  18. Fancy_Combination436

    the way he slaps the podium with that busted hand kinda makes me nervous lol

  19. Deraj2004

    National Cheesesteak Day, he’s getting food.

  20. JonTheWizard

    Clearly he wasn’t needed since he wasn’t being asked a question, so he decided to go elsewhere.

  21. BlueEyesWhiteSliver

    Torts just displaying the old adage, if you have nothing nice to say don’t say anything at all.

  22. VictoriaAutNihil

    It’s no longer responsible journalism, it’s click bait, confrontational, aggressive, questioning with the hopes of getting on ESPN highlights. Nothing more, nothing less. Amateur hour for the new breed of beat reporters.

  23. Calling__Elvis

    I wish our coach was as invested, committed and passionate as Torts is in his team.

  24. Oof. I’d like to see the rest of the room staring at the reporter with a look that says “way to go dumbass”.

  25. Potential_Day_7087

    Answering dumb questions is part of his job. If they asked a real one he’d throw a fit. He should like grow up or something.

  26. Both-Anything4139

    This cunt has been coasting on a championship for 20 years can’t he just fuck off into the sunset at this point

  27. OkDot2474

    How the hell this guy have a job still … what a terrible person

  28. ScottyEs_burner

    Torts media sessions are a national treasure.

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