I don’t like Buoy either, but that one on the left would have scared the shit out of kids. Probably not a great look to have Davey Jones visiting local children hospitals lol
DrGentlemanSir
Mascots are for the kids anyway. Plus I think it’s fun how everyone else hates him. Fits right into the literal troll thing 🧌
Griswaldthebeaver
I think he’s fine, what’s the issue?
Christopher2011L
A buoy is more reliable than Davy any day!
Henson_Disney48
There’s only room for one octopus based mascot in Hockey, and he’s spoken for.
ccafferata473
YEAH BOOUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
pickle_milf
looks like a bottom
theclockwindsdown
Yup….ah, yup. Or at least a crusty pirate that called in the Kraken. But, ya know. The kids.
pulpgimp
Mascots are for children 10 and under and children 10 and under are scaredy cats
pachydrm
Fuck that. Bouy is fun and the kids love him. It is just a bunch of adults bitching about something not being for them.
outofdate70shouse
Buoy is my favorite mascot
RailroadingFreedom
Looks like the average Seattle resident anyhow
JayTee245
I think it fits that the actual kraken is so mysterious that Buoy is just sort of a random sea creature/troll
Hopfit46
Ahh yes, the piratesof puget sound.
Alexander_Rover
Yikes lol that’s horrible
Iyagovos
The one owned by Disney probably wouldn’t have been a good idea.
Stockersandwhich
They’ll do anything to avoid Lovecraft (yes, I know Lord Tennyson wrote it originally)
Nice2See
I like Buoy!
luisquin
Y’all needed kthulu as your mascot
matildaelena
noo lil guy doing his best 🙁
Horny_For_Tea
Wow I’ve never seen this meme posted on this sub before.
retard_catapult
Buoy slander 😰
ruinedbyconversation
What the hell is that?! Looks like a troll doll or something
ldnk
I hate that the mascot is a troll doll. At least if you wanted a bridge troll make it closer to the Fremont troll
WearsTheLAMsauce
The Kraken missed such a good opportunity to design a badass jersey, but somehow decided on an “S” shaped like a tentacle. Really missed the mark in my opinion. Hoping some good 3rd jerseys come along that make up for this flop.
FlyTheW1988
“Tell me about it. Nobody wanted this clown.” -Biz
The_Quackening
The mascots are for the kids!
daft_punked
I heard Bill Nighy was too expensive and didnt wanna relocate.
Jessejets
The last kraken I dealt with gave me crabs. 🤷
Morbo_Kang_Kodos
It’s the Seattle *Kraken*, right? Why would you have a mascot that looks like a cartoon bat?
GroundbreakingCow775
Shitty Gritty
TrentZoolander
That is the worst mascot I have ever seen.
runeeeeeeeeees
i love buoy, hes to entertain kids at the end of the day and he definitely does that so i think hes great!
Tourquemata47
Can`t tell if it`s werewolf with a blue nose or a Vampire with blue hair.
ForeignAd1389
Philly could have had a bird, but instead they got nightmare fuel.
srdsrd222srd
Could of had handsome squidward
Miller1128
Yeah, what the hell is that mascot?
deftoned274
Who posted this? Biz is that you?
gpRYme
Aka Not Gritty
Kitchen-Lie-7894
I’m guessing the one that the franchise designed from scratch was cheaper than the copyrighted one.
PadsAdventure
100% agree
TurboByte24
Is that Trolls in a jersey?
Darrenwad3
Kraken don’t even live in the Pacific Ocean, im not over that
eatcornbrooo
What is that thing
mansamayo
As a grown man/woman who tf cares what their mascot is
That shit is for the kids
Stinky_Toes12
Buoys awesome
Richbria90
This is what happens when you ask for a Kraken and they heard crackhead..
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I don’t like Buoy either, but that one on the left would have scared the shit out of kids. Probably not a great look to have Davey Jones visiting local children hospitals lol
Mascots are for the kids anyway. Plus I think it’s fun how everyone else hates him. Fits right into the literal troll thing 🧌
I think he’s fine, what’s the issue?
A buoy is more reliable than Davy any day!
There’s only room for one octopus based mascot in Hockey, and he’s spoken for.
YEAH BOOUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
looks like a bottom
Yup….ah, yup. Or at least a crusty pirate that called in the Kraken. But, ya know. The kids.
Mascots are for children 10 and under and children 10 and under are scaredy cats
Fuck that. Bouy is fun and the kids love him. It is just a bunch of adults bitching about something not being for them.
Buoy is my favorite mascot
Looks like the average Seattle resident anyhow
I think it fits that the actual kraken is so mysterious that Buoy is just sort of a random sea creature/troll
Ahh yes, the piratesof puget sound.
Yikes lol that’s horrible
The one owned by Disney probably wouldn’t have been a good idea.
They’ll do anything to avoid Lovecraft (yes, I know Lord Tennyson wrote it originally)
I like Buoy!
Y’all needed kthulu as your mascot
noo lil guy doing his best 🙁
Wow I’ve never seen this meme posted on this sub before.
Buoy slander 😰
What the hell is that?! Looks like a troll doll or something
I hate that the mascot is a troll doll. At least if you wanted a bridge troll make it closer to the Fremont troll
The Kraken missed such a good opportunity to design a badass jersey, but somehow decided on an “S” shaped like a tentacle. Really missed the mark in my opinion. Hoping some good 3rd jerseys come along that make up for this flop.
“Tell me about it. Nobody wanted this clown.” -Biz
The mascots are for the kids!
I heard Bill Nighy was too expensive and didnt wanna relocate.
The last kraken I dealt with gave me crabs. 🤷
It’s the Seattle *Kraken*, right? Why would you have a mascot that looks like a cartoon bat?
Shitty Gritty
That is the worst mascot I have ever seen.
i love buoy, hes to entertain kids at the end of the day and he definitely does that so i think hes great!
Can`t tell if it`s werewolf with a blue nose or a Vampire with blue hair.
Philly could have had a bird, but instead they got nightmare fuel.
Could of had handsome squidward
Yeah, what the hell is that mascot?
Who posted this? Biz is that you?
Aka Not Gritty
I’m guessing the one that the franchise designed from scratch was cheaper than the copyrighted one.
100% agree
Is that Trolls in a jersey?
Kraken don’t even live in the Pacific Ocean, im not over that
What is that thing
As a grown man/woman who tf cares what their mascot is
That shit is for the kids
Buoys awesome
This is what happens when you ask for a Kraken and they heard crackhead..