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Jagr bobbleheads stolen

by patdoc38

20 Comments

  1. DangleWho

    Who wants to buy some bobbleheads? Got 20,000 of em 😂/s

  2. silversappho

    The Houthis have gone too far this time

  3. Gwalchmaiaplot1963

    What else can go wrong for the Penguins this year? First Dubas now this.

  4. PuertoRicanProfessor

    These literally fell off the truck….

  5. mihelic8

    Describe the 2023-2024 penguins in a nutshell

  6. blueditt521

    completely unrelated to this post, but I got some bobble heads that I need to unload fast. My loss is your gain selling for 1/2 price of retail. Only have jagr

  7. JadeHellbringer

    SCENE: Nighttime on a foggy cargo dock. Several men in suits, some armed, watch as their mafia boss looks in a shipping container with a flashlight.

    Boss: “Crate 1652. That’s what I told you, right?”

    Henchman: “Yeah, that’s what I did.”

    Boss: “This is 1625, dumbfuck.”

    Henchman: “…oh.”

    Boss: “So these aren’t the rifles we needed.”

    Henchman: “…sorry boss.”

    Boss: “Eh, we’ll make the most of it, maybe we can at least fence whatever these are… what the fuck is a Jer-o-meer Jagger?”

  8. fuzzypyrocat

    Stealing the entire lot is a crazy move. Until they get remade and released, you’ve got to hold onto them. If you start selling bobble heads that are ALL stolen, you’re gonna get caught quick. Should’ve just stolen a case or two. Enough to sell off without being too blatant

  9. TJTrapJesus

    The “Bobblehead Bandit” has got to be the least cool criminal nickname ever

  10. They heard there was a shipment of jäger bottle cases. But it was jagr bubble heads.

  11. catherintheWry

    You know that Jagr hijacked this shipment himself right? They will show up on some czech highway as a 10 mile long bobbing honour guard stunt on his way to the rink.

  12. Kitchen-Lie-7894

    Probably just lost. When I was with FedEx,the personal equipment of a bunch of Chicago firefighters disappeared from or to the set of the movie Backdraft. They searched up and down for months for that shit. I don’t know if it was ever located.

  13. Imaginary_Tourist605

    Maybe the thought they were stealing jagermeisters

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