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If Corey Perry does play in the NHL again, which team will sign him?



If Corey Perry does play in the NHL again, which team will sign him?

by ShinyPlasticButt1958

41 Comments

  1. Fucking sign that man to Montreal! The Habs excelled with him on his first tour of duty.

  2. SigSauerPower320

    I wouldn’t mind seeing him in a spoked B !!!

  3. DontToewsM3Bro

    Toronto should sign

    Leafs needed some leadership and some rat nasty shit to them

  4. SnekIsGood_TrustSnek

    I’ve heard the Pens are looking to add some age and experience.

    /s obviously

  5. suicidal_squirrell

    Hmmm… A rat of a player who rarely faces consequences for his on ice actions and does dirty cheap shot stuff after whistles.
    Corey Perry, you are a Florida Panther

  6. HotHits630

    You have to do some seriously fucked up shit to get tossed from CHI

  7. Adam_Friedland_TAFS

    Welcome back to Tampa, worm. ⚡️⚡️⚡️

  8. Separate_Flamingo_93

    Oilers need his playoff grit. McDavid’s mom already storing up Botox.

  9. sufferfest3163

    Seems like a perfect fit for the Oilers. If they were able to straighten Kane out, they can certainly handle Perry.

  10. highangle1124

    Come back to Dallas, we’re collecting old guys

  11. bronciak

    If he signs next year it will be with whichever team wins the cup this year.

  12. Bonesjustice08

    Blues. Because everyone left after 2019 is fucking soft. And somebody, anybody, please take Krug. Please and thank you.

  13. heyman2456

    No idea what’s going on with Perry, but I love to remember when Pavel Datsuyk made him look like an amateur time and time again.
    The guy, Perry is a fuckstick.

  14. Josco1212

    Only team trashy enough to sign Perry at this point is the Chicago Blackhawks…oh wait shit… guess he better look at the KHL…

  15. Key-Bluejay-2000

    Sharks need some vets! Doubt he’d want to come to this shitshow though.

  16. luisquin

    Canucks! We need at least one Canadian star

  17. Any good team that’s on a losing streak will probably consider it on prorated minimum salary. A month ago I would have said Oilers but now that they’ve righted the ship I’ll say VGK. It’s Sin City ffs.

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