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Wednesday Weekly Rankings – Week 12



Welcome to Week 12, and essentially the half way mark of the year for most teams. Starting to see some consistency both good and bad.

This weeks notes:
– Oilers have almost done the full 180
– Who would’ve thought the top 2 teams halfway through the season would be 2 Canadian teams, neither of them Edmonton?
– Anyone in chicago looked in to donating healthy jaws?

Trust the data.

by ArtVandelAAYY

46 Comments

  1. ViewedConch697

    Sharks, Ducks, and Sens could also be in the Super Ass+ No Bedard column

  2. REAPER-1_xxx

    FLA & EDM both at 8 game winning streaks. 2nd 8 game win streak for EDM since coaching change.

    Who breaks the streak first?

    Kings a 6 game losing streak.

    That CHI roster that played last two games is not ass. They played their hearts out and gave the paying fans that expected Bedard and many others when they bought their ticket the best performance they could. 👏 Seriously, solid effort.

  3. Prestigious_Bar9053

    Wild are super ass, let’s not sugar coat it

  4. Most-Iron6838

    F quitter gauthier. Dude made himself an enemy before ever setting foot on nhl ice

  5. Toews1978

    Wish we can replace Vosters jaw with Bedard’s

  6. dragons_fire77

    We’re finally playing well and not being weird about it

  7. ExternalMonth1964

    As a bedard’s blackhawks fan, i got a good laugh.

  8. Empire2k5

    Probably should make a new tier for “dead/ahl team”, since that’s what we are. (Wild)

  9. GenghisConnieChung

    I love these. I get excited every week when they come up.

  10. Ok-Award6132

    Leafs being solid is laughable… and I’m a huge Leafs fan. They’re still the inconsistent Leafs I curse being a fan of.

  11. TheChozoBard

    I hope we don’t get weird with so many players on injured reserve

  12. Spacepickle89

    Omg the memes were true! The oilers were closer than they appeared!

  13. JasonEAltMTG

    The Kraken have the same record in the last 12 as the Jets but OK

  14. cyclingnutla

    How the Kings are in the second tier is head-scratching. They’re in disarray right now. Can’t hold a lead. Taking stupid penalties at the wrong times that are ending up in the back of the net. No communication, sloppy play with, IMO, no direction.

  15. cyclingnutla

    Edmonton right now is the team that the West sees with the caption “Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear”.

  16. Sicsurfer

    If it’s a weekly ranking why Edmonton so low? Eight in a row, for the second time in the last 19

  17. Nobody is noticing us slowly collapse. The plan is working.

  18. Total_Light_7885

    CBJ our only ass?! We’re moving up in this league 😎

  19. I like how this implies that the Sharks, Ducks, and Sens have divvied up Bedard amongst them.

  20. Shawnalish

    Last week I was complaining the Flyers are too low.

    This week I’m complaining they’re too high.

  21. Sensitive_Mousse_445

    Tampa is playing hockey with a -10 defense debuff active. It has looked rough all season

  22. kirstynloftus

    Flyers’ record lately is rough but a lot of late-game meltdowns and close losses, they’ve only been outscored by a few goals over that span

  23. Loud_Examination_138

    No matter what happens its wild and super fun to see the canucks and jets at the top 40ish games in

  24. notyomamasusername

    I’m happy we’re not in the “WTF is wrong them” category anymore

  25. Pale_Crew_4864

    I know it’s worse, but I feel like going from “Ass” to “Super Ass” is actually such a vibe rn

  26. xMrJihad

    Stop talking so highly of my Sens.. we’re not THAT good

  27. sfxer001

    I love the “F the Flyers” category. Hahaha

  28. Diamondback424

    I feel like the Flyers are better than the Caps, Isles and Hamilton/Hughes-less Devils. But I haven’t been paying super close attention to those other teams.

  29. The_Comic_Collector

    There we go Florida made it to the top now we edge to left!

  30. Whitemike_23

    Rangers 8-7-1 in their last 16. Have a feeling we are going to downgrade to solid soon.

  31. 4th_line_scrub

    No the Kings aren’t solid they’re shakier than Michael J Fox.

  32. Well ass is def better than super ass so ty for thst

  33. limjaheybud

    There should be a category just for the sharks like super super ass

  34. MrAstroKind

    So happy to see so many (4!) Canadian teams at the top. Hopefully they keep playing this way for the remainder of the season.

  35. Jazzlike_Milk992

    As a jackets fan I approve, we are ass.

  36. G0ldenG00se

    If a Canadian team doesn’t win the cup or make the finals this year, will they ever again?

  37. Key-Bluejay-2000

    Last time I checked we don’t have Bedard either

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