Kane must be a huge Robert Johnson fan.

10 points in 10 games only 2 W’s for the winged wheel. My theory before was a curse but now I’m starting to think it’s much deeper than that. A deal with the Devil is the only explanation…. “You’ll be the best player on Detroit but you will steal the essence from those around you to power your success.” <Kane places his hand on the Blackhawks tattoo over his heart, massaging in in contemplation as a smirk slowly rises from his lips> “Let’s do it” <maniacal laughter ensues from both parties>

PS … this is satire, previous posts have me believe this subreddit is almost devoid of humor.

by PepperPups