[B/R Open Ice] Torts after 4-3 SO win against Pens: “No, we win the game cus we got balls. We do stupid stuff, we dont make some plays sometimes. Lose sight of certain momentums in the games. A number of things we have to work on and try to get consistent at… but one thing we do have is balls.”
by STLBooze3
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Hell yeah. Put em on the table.
Torts wins another game
This subreddit: man this torts guy is ass
Large. Dark. And Pendulous.
“Hey torts, what would you say gave your team the edge over Pittsburgh tonight?”
“Uuhhh…deez.”
“Deez what?”
“DEEZ NUTS”
pens have no balls lol
Why has this become r/tortorelli? Multiple posts every day.
Never realized the rest of the nhl was populated by eunuchs. Leave it to Torts to clarify things.
Translated, “we have no plan, we play like shit, we win because we all have genitals.” Good job Torts.
Pens don’t have balls. Confirmed.