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Giraffe + Giraffe



Giraffe + Giraffe

by gangshit2003

28 Comments

  1. Mister_Me_Seeks

    Jesus those are some big bois… **Our** big bois

  2. Faldarian

    Them plus Soucy are such a physically massive D-Core that it’s a little scary

  3. Once Soucy returns, half of the Canucks’ D is going to be 6’5 or taller. Cole, Myers, and Zadorov are all 225+ pounds

    Allvin said he wanted size on the back end and proceeded to acquire it for relatively cheap

  4. Motor-Post-8845

    One looks more worried than the other

  5. unbannedcoug

    lol you know what, how can we never let Myers screen the goalie. Byfuglien did that shit to us all the time. I guess Big Buff did play forward before but still. Let Myers get hit for once lmfao

  6. stickeeBit

    when did they lower the boards at the rink lol??

  7. tetravirus27

    I’m seein’ double here! Four giraffes!

  8. -DarkTiger-

    Myers looking like “this man’s gonna take my job after this season.”

  9. CamaroGirl96

    I need Garland in this pic for reference.

  10. VikingPenis

    Who’s the manlet beside Myers? I thought he was supposed to be with Zadorov who is very tall but this man next to him looks like a normal sized human

  11. noharmantrying

    After holding out for Tryamkin for so many years, we finally get the Vancouver sea wall pairing.

  12. Clean_n_Press

    Hopefully Zadorov can be Stability Giraffe.

  13. SkidmarkDave

    Imagine having to contain Hughes/Hronek for 30minutes a night only to have Zadorov Myers Soucy Cole smack you around for the other 30 minutes. Deadly combo

  14. SvenofaBaertsch

    Anyone know if big Z is playing tonight?

  15. coonnor69

    Can’t wait to see these guys play in the teams nba division

  16. IAmWench

    Fun fact. A group of giraffes is called a corps or tower. We better fucking call these two the corps line if they’re paired together.

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