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Vancouver fans are fully erect



Vancouver fans are fully erect

by Instant-Highlights

30 Comments

  1. normalguy2535

    Van should definitely keep using these jerseys full time…looking good boys!

  2. Grouchy-Bug5223

    It’s worded kinda weird lol “first defenceman to be the first nhl player ..” why not simply “the first NHL defenceman ..”

  3. KenDanger2

    It has been more than 4 hours, should I be worried?

  4. MathierCutkov

    hes the fifth player born in january to score in 7 consecutive wednesday games since the league has been tracking the stat

  5. 1Snowshoe

    It’s a travesty they don’t switch back to those jerseys permanently.

  6. AceConspirator

    The Canucks continue to strive to be just like the Bruins.

  7. san_murezzan

    Every time I think about this it’s like I just took another blue pill

  8. daxtaslapp

    Wait, we are only like 20 games in and no defencemen has reached 30 points since 1975??

    Edit: oh okay the first time since 1975 that a DEFENCEMEN was the first ti reach 30 points

    Worded weird

  9. The kid is phenomenal and fun to watch him wheel the puck.

  10. Sdwingnut

    Yes but was he the first defenSeman to do so? With the Canadian exchange rate that’s only like 21 US points.

    /s

  11. magikarp-sushi

    Black throwback Canucks jersey superiority

    They need to commit to it full time

  12. harlequin018

    I’m starting to get nervous these Canucks are for real.

  13. Roddy_Piper2000

    Man….imagine how angry they will be when they lose the cup again.

  14. First defenceman to be the first NHL player, among both forwards and defencemen, to reach 30 points in a season since Bobby Orr in 1974-75.

  15. roastingchicken

    Makar has 27 in 17 and Hughes has 2 games on him – He’ll probably tie this in 2 games

  16. NoDistribution7373

    I’m erect because of the jersey. Time to switch, please.

  17. Evening_Direction585

    ??? There are a bunch of teams that have played 2 and even 3 less games. Pretty dumb cherry picked stat.

    That said props to Hughes, he’s having an amazing season.

  18. tylikestoast

    Singlehandedly dragging the utter disgrace that is the rest of my fantasy team to a 4-2 record.

  19. Calling__Elvis

    Really happy to see some excitement and strong performances from Vancouver. The amount of grief and depression has been bad over the years, so this really sits well with me.

  20. Multimdog123

    Yoinked him in the third round of fantasy this year lol, dude is a stud

  21. Boy am I! But I’m scared, I got trust issues with this team

  22. Throck--Morton

    That green and white TD logo fucking ruins this image

  23. Tatehamma

    It’s hard being a Canucks fan.

    Really hard this year.

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