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What language is Seguin speaking?



What language is Seguin speaking?



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32 Comments

  1. Grimmer026

    Hylian. Anyone who’s played Zelda will recognize it. He’s even wearing the green tunic of hockey.

  2. derpmcperpenstein

    It’s a little known mating call to attract other teammate’s wives.

  3. MontEcola

    He is trying to make friends with the nice people skating by.

  4. mitch-dubz

    Aw shit I’m def this guy on the bench…

  5. burgrluv

    I’m fairly sure that this is, in fact, a very specific dialect spoken by senile Chinese grandmothers.

  6. DoesItReallyMatter28

    That’s the native language of Autism.

  7. Slaavaaja

    Dont know about all of the “aiiii” but i heard one point that he said “äijä, hyvä veto” which is finnish and means “dude, nice shot”.
    Dallas have multiple finnish players so could be it

  8. stykface

    I don’t know but I got a sound-visual of what it must be like for his wife during hair grabbin’ time.

  9. buckyhermit

    My family speaks Cantonese – so he just sounds like a very frustrated Hong Kong person to me. (“Haiiii” and “aiii-ya” are what we say. I was also waiting for him to say, “aii-ya, sikk see” but oh well.)

  10. greatgoogilymoogily2

    He writing his own version of that Ramones song!

    Hiya, hoyah, let’s go-yah

  11. Initial-Ad-5462

    It’s the pillow talk he and Benn share when they’re cuddling

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