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Week 4 Rankings



Week 4 is here. It’s hard to tell if things are getting more clear or less clear (a short poem, you’re welcome).

Notes:
– Our first coaching casualty
– there’s blood in the water, but still probably belongs to the sharks
– Pens and Caps took daylight savings time too seriously and turned the clocks back too much

Discussion encouraged, but the rankings are not up for debate as they are all calculated by the data and algorithms.

by ArtVandelAAYY

26 Comments

  1. AllthingskinkCA

    Im more of an Al Gore rhythms kind of guy

  2. CalgaryCheekClapper

    Add the Blues to the “wait….”.

    I though both of those teams were cooked

  3. CitizenNaab

    Hate that the Avs are in tier 2 right now. It’s accurate, but I hate it

  4. Half_moon_die

    Pittsburgh, the usual. They been like that a few season now and people always sound surprise. Capitals too.

  5. Steakholder__

    How long do we think until Woodcroft is back behind an NHL bench?

  6. AintIGR8

    The real question does a really bad Mn team finally get a top 3 pick

  7. MustardSpaghetti

    My team is absolutely full mast, guess which team

  8. jdmay101

    On behalf of all Vancouver fans I do not feel comfortable with this

  9. Penguins should be in the good section. They’re on a W5 streak right now and have been pretty good IMO after they fixed their issues.

  10. meowctopus

    How dare you do Woody like this. Man’s is about to lead the senators to a deep play off run.

  11. iareroon

    Mushy is appropriate. Our guys forgot that the puck is supposed to go in the net.

  12. ConfusedKanye

    Oh we’ll fuck it up DON’T you worry. I am HONORED though it’s a pleasure to shutout Vegas in the East 🫡

  13. JasonPlattMusic34

    Gotta appreciate the balls of Boston to blow a President’s Trophy season in spectacular fashion and then proceed to open the next year on an even better points pace

  14. West-Ad6088

    I just realized that this is just the league standings in order

  15. VerifiedBackup9999

    Kings would be so good if they had decent goaltending. Talbot has been better than expected but he can’t play every game.

  16. I’d personally swap the Devils with Blues, Jersey’s got injuries, don’t write them off just yet, they’ll come back stronger than ever. As for the Blues, they are on fire recently but i think they’ll fall behind a bit eventually

  17. Responsible_Try90

    As a Vegas fan, we need to be demoted. Especially after last night.

  18. beckett_7600

    GO PANTHERS! WE’RE PROVING THAT WE’RE VERY GOOD!

  19. jiiimmyplayz

    Sigh…. The wild are no good anymore😔

  20. MarshtompNerd

    Vancouver came out SWINGING this year my god

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